If making a statement is your game, then the geo-patterned Paros swim short ticks all the boxes. Waterproof bag in back pocket.
Also available for Men

Woven - 100% Polyester Mechanical stretch, Inside net 76% polyamide, 24% elastane
Made in China
Drawstring at elasticized waist
Allover Print
Mesh lining

Model height is 4'8 (approx. 142cm) and is wearing a size medium.